My mother's chili was so hot...
The natives used to toss her chili in when they wanted the volcano to erupt...
Dragons called our house the 'gas station' ....
The pastor used her chili to illustrate the flames of Hell...
You could start a fire with 2 beans and some wet wood...
We called it chili con carnage...
It would strip paint at 50 paces...
We had to post bio-hazard warning signs...
No need for tear gas, just toss the chili !
It's where they got the idea for 'Burning Man'...
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